Celui's Thoughts

Im Ashley. Here are just thoughts, ideas, and things i like.

zarlizzard:

I leave my girlfriend, saying I’m going to the bathroom (I was specific about pooping) A minute later this slides under the door.
I love this dorky girl

what a gem! <3 

zarlizzard:

I leave my girlfriend, saying I’m going to the bathroom (I was specific about pooping) A minute later this slides under the door.

I love this dorky girl

what a gem! <3 

told my brother about being asexual.

he told me that i wasnt and that i sounded like a friend of his (and mine)

and that I just need to try sex at least once

sigh

he expects me to open up to him about myself but whenever i do, he gets offended and belittles me.

badgerpunx:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Ha

badgerpunx:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Ha

(Source: atheismblog, via zarlizzard)

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox, via sirbonerfart)

bad&#8212;cop:

Release the dogs!

bad—cop:

Release the dogs!

wow thanks. *slow clap*

you sure pulled through.

all of you.

*slow*

*clap*

Cats Don’t Dance

(Source: carlygreig)

legomoviegifs:

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(Source: suppermariobroth)